Sunday, January 13, 2013

Language is evolving... Awesome or Awful or Average?


Raise your hand if you’ve heard any of the following lingo in every day conversation: lol, totes, omg, cray, sup, and adorbs. Yes, words like these have become varying degrees of common *shudder* in modern conversations between anyone under 20. It isn’t a unanimous habit; there are people who almost never say anything like “omg that’s totes cray-cray!” unless we do it mockingly or ironically.

Even though many people avoid using those new slang words because they see how ridiculous using them in normal conversation sounds, no one is completely untouched by the ever-changing language.

An example is the word gentleman. The original definition for gentleman simply meant one with a coat of arms. You could say that a man was a gentleman and a bastard without fear of confusion or surprise—except for maybe using such inappropriate language. Eventually the word gentleman began to be used for any man who had the characteristics a gentleman SHOULD have. Now if you want use gentleman in its original definition you must explain yourself.

Everyone is a contributor to the adapting language whether they know it or not. You can't watch any recent television without hearing at least one reference to the new words of the “young kids these days” and some “old person” either trying to use them as well, or to show their confusion at the new vocabulary. Some adults I know accuse the teenage generation of purposely inventing this new lingo to try to hide what they're saying to each other or to make adults feel stupid or old. Sorry to break it to any of you, but it’s not on purpose at all. In fact, we don’t really realize we do it.

Many never think of this phenomenon in this way but communication and words and language has evolved and continues to evolve just as fast and vigorous as our societies, technology, education, and values. We are humans; anthropologically programmed as creatures of communication. We always try to find better, clearer, faster ways of communicating with as many people as possible. Many argue that the need for communication and connection was one of the biggest reasons the human race advanced so far so fast.

The first transatlantic telegraph cable was made of 340,500 miles of copper and iron wire designed to stretch 2,876.95 miles along the ocean floor. Once the cable was in place, people used electrical impulses and signal code to send any message they wanted to the other side of the world. Humanity accomplished that just to be able to stay in touch across the ocean. And less than a century later look at the Internet now! Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Gmail, and so many other programs created to improve the quality and quantity of our communication with wider and wider circles of listeners.

Communication is like a drug and language and words is an essential part of it. You recognize this stuff; we’re always waiting for messages, updates, or news. It’s what we do. And we always try to advance and improve how.

Like any vague and complicated subject, naturally contradictions and arguments have taken form. Many people claim that language is merely becoming a more effective version of itself; a way to convey content and tone without losing velocity. Still others are traditional in the sense that they disapprove of the way definitions are altering and words are becoming less powerful through overuse and even new words being added to the languages. But as much as anyone fights or disapproves of this, the fact is no one can really stop it. So is it a good thing? A bad thing? Somewhere in between?

I personally don’t like when people use words not in the way they are supposed to like sick suddenly meaning cool or bitch sometimes just meaning a female. I think that’s confusing but I often find myself saying “that’s awesome” or “amazing” or even “insane” when those words have always been intended for really powerful moments instead of say, getting a better grade on a quiz than I expected.

On the other extreme, a lot of people tend to annoy those around them by saying, “hate is a strong word” or “love is such a special word, save it” blah blah blah. Pointing that out is just pretentious sometimes and it really doesn’t make anyone friends.

Other than that I'd love to hear peoples’ opinions or any other ideas on the subject! Comment on this post please!

Monday, December 10, 2012

Analysis of Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare



If you are reading this and don't know what Romeo and Juliet is, my condolences. You must not understand the many media and literary references to this story. It is a quintessential work taught in most American English classes as well. Here is where I get to be a stereotypical (not really) teen girl and gush about the importance of Romeo and Juliet, the genius that IS Shakespeare, the analysis and thoughts deeper into the story and connections, and the tragic beauty of the plot itself.

“Romeo and Juliet” was written in 1595 or 1596 and is often called the greatest love story of all time. I always thought it was very strange because the play features 1 off stage sex scene and like 7 on stage fatalities. Knowing that we consider this romance says quite a lot about humans.

To begin I’ll start with my quick review of the plot:
Romeo goes to a party trying to get over a girl he is completely obsessed with but then meets another girl Juliet and becomes obsessed with her. Their families hate each other but despite that (or possibly because of it) they fall madly in love and get married the next day. Immediately after that their families fight resulting in several fatalities, including Juliet’s cousin killed by Romeo. Romeo has to flee. Juliet takes a sleeping potion to avoid another marriage. Romeo returns, finds her sleeping, thinks she’s dead, and proceeds to kill himself via poison. She wakes up and then kills herself after whining that Romeo didn’t leave enough poison to kill her too. She dies in his (dead) arms and then the families end their feud. No wonder Disney hasn’t copied this yet.

Shakespeare set Romeo and Juliet in Verona, Italy and most of his plays were set outside of England. I mean would English lovers act like this? No, they would be too busy being pale and avoiding the rain and eating Sheppard’s pie and whatnot but apparently this is just what those Italians would do… Wink wink. If you're going to talk about morality and values, it’s much safer to set in faraway Italy. The stereotype of Italians as passionate and impulsive goes back a long way to well before Shakespeare and it justifies Romeo and Juliet’s actions.

Romeo and Juliet is a love story but it’s also a political story. The Montague and Capulet’s consistently ignore the proclamations of the prince of Verona. Arguably Romeo’s biggest hurdle to marrying Juliet is that the prince exiles him and promises to execute him should he return. Should you be loyal first to your own feelings or to your family or to your faith or your prince? These are not just questions of will that hot girl go out with me? they are in fact questions that were central to Elizabethan England at that time.

Most people don’t know this but Shakespeare didn’t actually invent the plot of Romeo and Juliet; BUT he made really important changes to it. The immediate source was a 3,000 line narrative poem called The Tragicall Historye of Romeus and Juliet, Written by Arthur Brook in 1562. Shakespeare changed a lot of the names but more importantly he introduced a lot of narrative complexity. Brook called Romeus and Juliet a ‘couple of unfortunate lovers, thrilling themselves to unhonest desire, neglecting the authority and advice of parents and friends attempting all that the dangers of peril for the attaining of their wished lust… abusing the honourable name of lawful marriage’.

Basically it was an ordinary story about naughty teens receiving the standard punishment for their naughtiness. That punishment of course is death; even now if you live in any contemporary horror movie and you're a woman and you want to live to the end, you better be a virgin. Shakespeare however offers a much more compassionate portrait of Romeo and Juliet and encourages us to empathize with them. I mean Romeo and Juliet are obviously hot for each other but they’re really kind of polite about it. Also Shakespeare’s Juliet is much younger; in other versions she’s 16 or 18 but Shakespeare’s she’s only 13. It’s hard even in a profoundly misogynistic age it’s hard to see a 13 year old stab herself and be like ‘yeah! That floozy totally got what was coming to her!’

I know that the language is difficult but the slow pace of reading allows us to pay attention to the genius of Shakespeare’s language. If you stick with it you find yourself in Shakespeare’s world. Of course it had to be genius and enthralling because the performances were often over packed, hard to hear and see, and the guests often ate and drank and even taunted actors during the scenes. There was nothing to focus attention to the stage except the play itself. Shakespeare knew how to navigate between high and low culture. He knew how to amuse and entertain us while also grappling with big questions about honor and fate and duty and human frailty and the idea that something can be both fun and smart still resonates today. For example: Star-crossed lovers go all the way back in literature and they are very helpful for thinking about faith and free will; but also kind of sexy.

Does real love benefit from or maybe even require these kinds of obstacles to feel real? The play isn’t like a Yolo endorsement of following your heart because following your heart does get Romeo and Juliet killed in the end. The speed of the marriage is critiqued a lot in Romeo and Juliet but Shakespeare indicates that they really are in love at least in his mind. In their first conversation, they speak a total of 14 lines to each other which when combined, form a perfect Shakespearian sonnet.
It isn’t some random party hook-up. Romeo meets Juliet and they literally create instant poetry.

It’s worth paying attention to the ways Shakespeare messes around with iambic pentameter. The language has this underlying heartbeat and it’s a way of reflecting the natural rhythms of human speech and English while also heightening it. Shakespeare also uses inconsistencies in it to emphasize what he wants. Take for example the famous “Oh Romeo! Romeo where for art thou Romeo”
It should be iambic pentameter but something keeps messing it up: specifically Romeo’s name. If he were not named Romeo Montague there would be no issue in the line OR the play. Shakespeare literally subliminally indicates the issues with Romeo and Juliet’s love every time someone utters his name.

It’s also a tragedy of time. How little there is and how passion drives our youth to its death. In your life are you going to listen to what you want or your parents when they tell you what to want or the government when they tell you what you can't want? Romeo and Juliet ultimately die because they try to please all these forces in their lives. If they just did the nasty without marrying OR if they ran away together they might have survived. Their death is an over the top response to the unjust world in which they live and the patriarchal authority that controls them. They can never fully abandon or reject that authority and this is still a challenge for teenagers. They have to balance the intensity of their feeling against the expectations of the world around them.

If you have ever been young you know that feeling of being pulled in multiple directions while trying to find any kind of stable ground to stand. And you know what it’s like to want to live freely and fearlessly and maybe even a little rushed and foolishly. The really tragic thing is that you are just grown up enough for that kind of thinking to get you killed. Shakespeare’s gift to us gives voice to those embarrassing and maddening feelings and obstacles we all recognize.

(I haven't really edited this so I apologize for the lack of flow and multiple awkwardly worded parts.)

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Worldsuck: Adoption pains and those evil enough to cause them



Earlier this week I met up with an old friend that goes to a college near where I live. One of our various topic conversations was her expressing the stress of her friend who is trying to adopt a foreign child. As our discussion progressed I too felt the frustrations and disappointments her friend has as if they were my own. My friend—let’s call her Sally, filled me in on her friend “Mary’s” situation.

Mary already has a toddler adopted from Guatemala a couple of years ago. She recently began the process of adopting another child from Guatemala about a year ago. In that period of time, however, the political situation in Guatemala had sort of declined down a long slope of mud. Sally told me that this type of situation always makes it so much harder to adopt children from that said region.

I asked why this was, because I assumed if a country was struggling like Guatemala, then many would be more motivated getting children out of the line of fire and into safe families. Sally agreed but also told me that if people went by that moral code, there wouldn’t be many wars or many orphans either. She, of course, is right.

We talked more and later that night I called up my dad to catch up as well. I told him the sad news from Sally about Mary. To my surprise, he took it, albeit with a grim demeanor, in his stride. He said it happens all the time.

Adopting children from troubled countries is stressful, risky, and very complicated. With a suspicious government, adoptive parents don’t know if the children they get are child prisoners of war or ones stolen from their families and sold like merchandise (Adopting a child is far from free). Also with untrustworthy supervisors of such adoptions, parents can never be too sure of the health of children. Many children with months to live, missing limbs, cancer, or other disabilities and illnesses are sent over with the intent that they die and parents adopt another doomed little one.

My dad even had an example in our own family. My cousin once removed was adopted during a bad time in North Korea. My dad’s aunt and uncle thought they were getting a young healthy little girl, and although surprised and confused when Kim, a malnourished and abused toddler came into their lives, they loved and cared for her all the same. But as Kim grew up, her adoptive parents realized the extent of the starvation and abuse Kim suffered in the short 18 months in North Korea. Kim couldn’t advance beyond a fourth grade knowledge level. The period of malnourishment and neglect killed her brains capacity to learn beyond that. Because of the messed up situation in North Korea at the time, someone in my family’s brain actually shut down and kept her from moving on completely from those forgotten months in Korean poverty.

All I can think when I remember this is: ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? Why does the world have to be that way! What kind of twisted people would think of doing something like that? Not only neglecting a child to such intensity, but abusing her and then selling her intending her to die? Even though there are good people in the world like my dad’s aunt and uncle, they can't make things all better. Not for Kim, not for anyone.

I can't stand feeling so helpless because I'm only 15 and I can't even get my friends to recycle. I need help. I want to help the world and help people like Kim, but I really can't by myself. And I look at my pile of world-suck that I know about and I feel so dejected. Where do I begin? How do I begin?

Friday, November 23, 2012

Science+Explosions=Awesome


 A long exposure shot of a bottle rocket firework.

Photo credit:
http://thisisthestoryof.wordpress.com/2012/10/04/long-exposure-of-a-bottle-rocket-picture/

Baby Hedgehogs are so cute I want to cry

 Baby hedgehogs known as hedgehoglets. Squeeeee. Aren't these things just the cutest things you have EVER SEEN?!??!??

Hedgehoglets are born after a gestation period of 35–58 days, and the mothers have average litters of 3-4 newborns. They're born blind, with a protective membrane covering their quills, which dries and shrinks soon after birth. They're suckled by their mother for 4-6 weeks.

Here I am. Come at me bro!

Hey there everybody! Or nobody. Hmmm, I'm still not used to talking to the idea of a future person yet. I thought I'd introduce myself. My name is Dani. I am a nerd and I absolutely love it. Did you know Dr. Seuss invented the word 'nerd'? Did you also know that Mel Blanc, the voice actor for Bugs Bunny was allergic to carrots? I love random facts that most people don’t really know or care about. I love art. I love to paint and build and draw more than anything else. It's not something I just want to do, I need to do it. Art helps me... breathe. I have these ideas and dreams and thoughts swirling inside my head every moment of every day. The only way to keep my head from exploding is to write them or draw them or paint them.
 

I suppose my life is like every other generic 1st world teenage good life. I have two amazing parents, I go to an amazing school, and I’m not persecuted for my ideas and beliefs. I want to see the world. Learn the languages of every country I can until I die. I want to help people and help the earth. I want to make a difference in this world. I want to learn and learn until my brain can’t bear it anymore. I want to make a name for myself that sparks happiness in somebody's eye. I want to see every color of the rainbow on a cloudy day. I will try my hardest to make my dreams come true and then share some of them here with whoever wants to read them.
 

I've lived. I've had more than my fair share of tragedies and suffering. I remember the things in my past in order to be the wiser from them. I am not bound by them or anything or one else. I live my life as a free person. And a happy person. I like Doctor Who and Vincent Van Gogh. I have a phobia of ants and I absolutely love spiders and big bugs. I love who I am and I want to share what I love about myself and my life with you people.

1st introduction and movies


Hey there. It feels weird typing as if I’m writing to someone. I have always wanted to write a blog and find uses for all those miniature writing pieces I write. I want to keep track of my writing and keep it up. I need to practice the art of creative writing and I would like to remember some little things that would just take up a post-it note on my computer desktop. 

The hard part I've found in the last half hour in writing a blog is getting started. What do you start with? Something serious? A picture? After whole minutes of scrutiny, I've decided to make a list of iconic movie quotes: ones that almost everyone recognizes even if they haven’t seen the movie. Maybe at least a start of a list. If anyone has ideas, feel free to send them to me. Other than that, here goes nothing! 

I’d like to point out how interesting it is to me that these quotes, most of the time nonsense, sticks with us. I wonder why that is. Why these words are wired into our subconscious memories such that we recognize them when other TV shows and movies reference them for comedy. 

I personally don't watch a lot of movies because I can't sit still long enough. Here are some movie quotes that I recognize without having seen many of the movies where they are spoken.
A SHORT LIST OF SOME ICONIC AND CONSIDERABLY WELL KNOWN MOVIE AND TV QUOTES
1.      “Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” –The Wizard of Oz
2.      "You had me at 'hello'." - Jerry Maguire
3.      "It's alive! It's alive!" – Frankenstein
4.      "Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get." - Forest Gump
5.      "You can't handle the truth!" - A Few Good Men
6.      "I see dead people." - The Sixth Sense
7.      "My precious." - The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
8.      "E.T. phone home." - E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial
9.      "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" - Planet of the Apes
10.  "You're gonna need a bigger boat." –Jaws
11.  “I’ll be back.” –Terminator
12.  "If you build it, he will come." –Field of Dreams
13.  "Bond, James Bond" - James Bond
14.  "Here's Johnny!" – The Shining
15.  "Say 'hello' to my little friend!" –Scarface
16.  "Elementary, my dear Watson." –The adventures of Sherlock Holmes
17.  "I feel the need—the need for speed!" –Top Gun
18.  “I'm the king of the world!” –The Titanic
19.  “You’re a wizard, Harry.” –Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
20.  “Off with her head!” –Alice in Wonderland
21. "It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's superman!" Superman 
22. "To infinity, and beyond!" –Toy Story